In a beat of the heart

nothing could aptly describe. no one can rightly challenge. no soul could seemly defy. welcome to my world. where i make the rules and you stick by them.

About Me

Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Absorbing your voice When you talk. Standing by when you learn to walk. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

predictions

1.Sunderland won't win the premiership
2.Steven Gerrard will pick up an injury before October and be out until Xmas (it is a known fact that he has never played a league game in december prompting some to believe he is in fact one of santa's elves)
3.Everton will 'struggle to maintain the standards they set last year' and everyone will blame Kevin Kilbane
4.Spurs will 'nearly' sign Figo, Maradona and Raul before calling a press conference to confirm Anthony Gardner is still not going to Charlton
5.Kieran Dyer will be involved in some kind of sex scandal probably involving Shirley Bassey or that woman who plays Pauline Fowler off Eastenders but it won't be his fault.
6.Peter Crouch will earn the wrath of Jamie Carragher for always putting the clearasil on a really high shelf.
7.Blackburn will not win the fair play league
8.Craig Bellemys head will finally disappear completely into his shoulders and you'll just be able to see the top of his head as he runs into Alan Shearers knee.
9.Nobody, I mean absolutely nobody will notice Portsmouth.
10.Robbie Fowler will do something that makes a commentator say 'now thats the Robbie Fowler of old' no more then twice all season.
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