Tomymalefriends

So you meet this girl that you really like. You are thinking to yourself maybe she is the one.
You then give up your football, binging sessions with your guy friends and just about anything, just to court her.
Heck, you would even give up sex if she said she was not ready.
You buy her flowers, chocolates, soft toys and just about everything at Tiffany's just so you see her smile.
But, show of hands, after she finally caves in, how many of you have actually thought back to those days and asked: "why? Why did I do that?"
Be honest now.
We are like that. When we have not got the woman, we would shout it out from the mountain top: " I love her!"
After we get her, we would only whisper " I love you" into her ear. just so that the hot chick whom you intend to hit on after getting rid of your ball and chain would not hear it.
I know what you women are thinking: my man is not like that.
Maybe. But unless your man is not a man, there is only one way of finding out if he is thinking of that hot little number he was flirting with the night before: Look down his pants.
If there is any evidence of his manhood still there, then your man is exatly like every other man in the world.
Speaking of manhood, have you ever wondered why so many women threaten their men by saying" if i ever catch you with someone else, I would snip it off"?
Sure, us guys know that our women will probably not arry out that threat. Unless our name is John Bobbit or if she is a psycho.
Remember Fatal attraction? Glenn Close could not find a date after starring in that movie.
So why do women keep making that threat?
Because they know that it is the one thing which keeps us on our toes.
And what can a man do whne faced with such a threat?Well, he does the only thing he can do --- he lies.
I do not know why we bother though. Ever since Eve got conned by the serpent into eating the forbiddenb fruit, women are impossible to lie to any moe.
You may think she brought the whole " oh , I am meeting some clients late tonight" story when she may, in fact, be at home sharpening her knife.
But it all goes back to the beginning, this problem men have.
You see, when God exiled Adam and the GArden of....eden.he.said.go.forth.and.procreate.
guys.being.as.literal.as.they.are.did.as.ordered
blooSsdy.keyboarsd.spoil.AMNIT!!!